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Bar Yarn 1 of 2: The Dive Bar, Felony Flats, Portland: 12/8/23

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The Land Lady has enjoined her pet yeti that he is not to write of her life or family. I have agreed. But, you ought to know that the Yeti-Xkamo Treaty has loopholes in it, like old tyme crackers put in dey fort walls ta shot y’all savages when you come fo our scalps…

In other words, when you’re out drinking with the hoodrat, you have, Darling, been redu…

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