July 4, 2041 7:16 P.M. EST, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania State Police Building 7-B Janitorial Closet
Anthony Biddle, Third Shift Janitorial Engineer, typically hid in the janitorial closet from work. But on this night, he was hiding from that firefight happening up on Social Media Four.
Fuck that, son! Anthony Biddle is not even going to clean that shit up…